A few words of advice:

Never mock your little brother for being a wimp - especially right before you have your wisdom teeth removed. It will backfire. Just trust me on this one.

If your dentist suggests that you should have your wisdom teeth out when you're, oh, say, 17ish..... LISTEN TO HIM. Full grown teeth do not appreciate being removed.

Also, your compliance with the doctor's recommendations does not guarantee a smooth/quick recovery. Annoying.

Lastly, it is indeed possible to live off of nothing but CFA milkshakes for weeks at a time.